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Most people don’t mind phones. I find them BEYOND annoying. Therefore, I have adopted the procedure to not allow telephone contact until you are screened. Once you are screened SHORT conversations are fine. I DO use a rather expensive PRE-PAID cell phone, so I would like to keep even this to a minimum.

Email contact is fine, you will find me MUCH more receptive to you in an email. I LIKE to talk with you, I just don’t like phones. I want to know something about you before we meet and keep in contact with you after we meet.

An email does not interrupt me in the bath or the grocery store. If you are not screened and want to ask stupid questions I can simply delete an email and there is no cost to myself and very little time involved.

There is nothing more annoying than having an UNSCREENED person call and say something like, “Hey, what is your rate?” or “Where are you located?”. I simply hang up. My website and every single ad I put out there SAYS I require screening, why would I give you this information if you are NOT screened. DUH. That is just plain stupid. And lets not forget those that want to call and wack off to my voice. Sorry, I have a phone sex line, I get PAID for that.

Want to just “chat”? This might be an option for you.

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0794593

Well hey, that’s easy. Read on…………

I tour about 6 months out of the year and love to visit new places and make new friends. Here’s how to get me to visit your area:

1.) Jeepers guys, TELL ME!

2.) Provide screening information, this tells me you are serious, emailing with no screening information is like ice cream with no chocolate syrup. It’s just not enough.

3.) Help me out with where to advertise

4.) If you are not in a larger city but cannot travel, let me know where you are. I might be able to stop when I am near you. All it takes is a 2 hour appointment and for you to pick up the cost of the location and you have me all to yourself!

So, you are a last minute kind of guy huh? You love variety but want to wait till the moment is right?

Guess what?

That doesn’t work for me.

Well it can, IF you are a member of Preferred411, Roomservice2000 or a Date-check member with several recommendations. Otherwise, you are pretty much screwed. Or not, in this case.

Screening HAS to be done, for BOTH of us. I can’t reveal all of my screening secrets here but lets just say it takes me a couple of HOURS to check on whether your references are legitimate. THEN I have to email the ladies and WAIT for a response. That could take minutes to WEEKS. I work as quickly as possible, but I need you to work with me.

When emailing for an appointment, USE MY FORM. That is what it is for and I need ALL of the information listed on it. Uncomfortable with where it may go? Ok, copy and paste it into an email, but FILL IT OUT!

Points that will aid in your screening:

1.) Tell me something about the provider. Her number, her email, where she advertises, etc. Do you have ANY idea of HOW many ladies have the SAME NAME? Help me out a bit here, ok? Contact the lady and tell her to be expecting my email, that always puts a rush on things for us.

2.) Check your email frequently for my responses to you. CHECK YOUR SPAM MAIL ALSO! Don’t delete it, I’ve had my responses wind up in junk mail more than once.

3.) Check in with me, let me know you are still out there. I WANT to talk to you and as soon as I have you screened you will find out I am quite the flirt and I love to tease and taunt you.

When I say I require screening, I REQUIRE SCREENING. And I ALWAYS require screening.

While there ARE alternative ways to screen, there is NO way AROUND screening. If you are unwilling to give me the information I request, I am unwilling to see you. This is not meant to be mean, but I am trying to look out for BOTH of us.

Thinking about it, WHY would you even WANT to see a lady that doesn’t screen? Aren’t you afraid of what YOU might be walking into?

So, allow me to outline this for you.

I provide a form on my site entitled screening for this purpose. If you are not comfortable using it please feel free to send your info directly to my email address at alexistohot4u@hotmail.com. If you would prefer to leave it on my voicemail, please be complete in your message. I WILL contact you back and let you know you are screened and all is good to go.

When screening you I need the following information:

1.) Your name

2.) If you are contacting me from a specific board, please supply your handle

3.) contact method~~ I.E. email, telephone number (if supplying a phone number PLEASE include “safe” contact times)

4.) A MINIMUM of TWO provider references. Please include contact info, phone or email is fine. I can find and make sure they are legitimate with this info.

I do intend to tour again this summer, however, I will be doing things a bit differently.

In order for me to stop in ANY city I will need a minimum of TWO pre-screened/pre-booked appointments (see the screening form on my site)

I am making every effort to NOT raise my rates even though costs have sky rocketed. Gas is very costly and everything is going up. In order to make touring this summer cost effective, I NEED you guys to take a minute and let me know I am wanted in the area. Please do NOT simply send me an email with NO screening attached, they do not qualify as a serious booking.

Bear in mind that I screen via email ONLY. My telephone is a VOICEMAIL MESSAGE BOX ONLY! It does not ring directly TO me at ANY time. It converts your message to a wav file that is sent directly to my email. If you cannot send your screening info via email, please leave me your name, number, convenient way to reach you and your provider references and how to contact them. All calls without this information will be deleted.

Once you have been screened I will return your call or contact you via your email address if you have supplied it.

Welcome to my blog.

Here you can find my thoughts and views on many issues concerning the hobby, dates of my tours and learn more about the way I like to do things.

I do hope that you will take a moment to read my words and that you will enjoy the site.

Thanks for visiting!